23-9-2001 (Roma)

 

 

 

Tips From an Expert Ogler

 

Chicks look only

For who's looking.

Learn this rhythm:

Look-Look-Look-Look Away.

Advanced Tip:

First, stare at her boyfriend

Like a fag. You'll get a good few

Seconds unencumbered.

Advanced Tip II:

When a gaggle approaches

Jump sight constantly

From one to the next

No matter the comparative beauty.

This inflames natural

Vanity jealousy

Making perusing easier.

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