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Revenge (The Legend of Zelda, Fortress)
Track 9 from "Advantage: proGrammar!" by Advantage: proGrammar


Park the car, pull the brake, pop the back, walk around,
Lift the gate, grab the bag, hoist it up, drop it down,
Drag it on the muddy ground, leave a bloody stain --
Wait a minute -- kick the bag, listen to the moans of pain.
Pull it down the hill into the belly of the valley.
No one knows about this place in all the state of Cali.
Rustic little wooded spot where no one hears a body rot;
Just the place to plot revenge!
And I’ll say I got it in the end...
Very bad idea to destroy a man’s entire life!
Kill his kids, kill his wife, frame him with the bloody knife.
Buy the judge, buy the jury. Didn’t think you’d have to worry!
The look on your face when you opened the door...
Within an inch of your life, left you hoping for more.
But no such luck -- you fuck -- you’re gonna pay in the worst way.
Rest of your days on Earth, these last few...
At first I cursed, but now I only laugh at you.
Your daughter was the first to go.
I made your wife watch while I tortured her in slo-mo.
Couldn’t resist a ride before she died.
Zelda always used to tell me I had a cruel side.
Decorated the interior of your coffin with the pictures and a flashlight with a flicker...

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